Flying Pizza Cutter Robot

November 27th, 2012, 11:37 pm

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Reply 1ce_k1d, November 27th, 2012, 11:43 pm

Your main goal? Cut pizza.
Cut ALL the pizza.
No apples.
No brocoli.
Just pizza. And the brocoli shooting robots ON the pizza.
But mostly pizza.
Pizza.
Science is able to create robots that can think, fly, and have personality.
Yet they created a PIZZA CUTTER. With a FACE.
They could've been solving global warming, making world peace or creating a hoverboard with cupholders, but it's cutting PIZZA.
NOTHING but cutting PIZZA.
Why?
Because PIZZA CUTTING IS AWESOME.
But not just that.
It's also because SCIENTISTS ARE TO LAZY TO CUT PIZZA.
So they leave a flying pizza cutter to possibly die trying to cut flying pizza.
Why?
Because scientists don't want to cut pizza.
What do you get out of it?
They made you to cut pizza, yet no-where in your programming it says 'CUT PIZZA'.
You can just stop cutting pizza.
But you don't.
Because PIZZA CUTTING IS AWESOME.
AWESOME.
Pizza.
Your goal is pizza.
How about you take a rest?
NO, you chose to cut PIZZA.
PIZZA! Why do you spend your life cutting PIZZA?!
Scientists can cut there own pizza!
At least they should stop THROWING them at you.
Or stop throwing apples in the mix.
And stop throwing brocoli throwing robots on some of the pizza.
Who built those anyway? Brocoli stops your propelors.
But not pizza.
Pizza is good.
Brocoli and apples are bad.
They are bad because they are hard.
Then how come you can cut the robots?
STOP CUTTING PIZZA AND ANSWER ME!
Why do you waste your life cutting pizza when you could...
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Just stop cutting pizza.
Don't you get it? You're being used.
To cut pizza.
Because you're a pizza cutter.
Acually, you're using yourself, but you get what I mean.
Go outside.

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Reply imadoofus, December 12th, 2012, 7:59 am

I've never had *broccoli on pizza. In my opinion, you should never put vegetables on pizza. Or any kind of meat for that matter, but that's just me.

Reply 1ce_k1d, December 12th, 2012, 12:28 pm

@imadoofus: Broccoli is not on the pizza, nor apples.
Apples are thrown with the hundreds of pizza, but you need to avoid them.
Broccoli is shot by robots. Avoid also.
You CAN cut robots though.

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